I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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