can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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