P.S. I can't hear my feet
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Randomize
