Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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