i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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