You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
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You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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