Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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