i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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