She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
