They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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