Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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