Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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