please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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