Already got asked if we're dating
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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