You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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