i need an iv and a liver transplant
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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