Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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