I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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