He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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