garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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