forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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