The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
how does that bad decision feel?
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