i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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