Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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