youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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