Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor