Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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