Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?