The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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