What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.