you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I checked into jail on foursquare
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling