we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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