Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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