He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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