Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I will pee on everything he values.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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