I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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