We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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