He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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