We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
