Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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