grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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