at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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