we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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