I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
