Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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