bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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