I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
My balls are so social today.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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