all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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