Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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