I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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