Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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