We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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