just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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