so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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