Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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