I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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