Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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