Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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