How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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