There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
